I'll Tell You What
Here is why everyone should have a reporter follow them all the time writing down everything you say: Suddenly all the smack that comes out of your mouth seems important. Like, oh that was good! Publish that little insight I just came up while I was putting Ollie's shoes on for the 400th TIME.
Look for the actual article to come out late in October. In the meantime, The Chief and I are headed to Arizona to see my sleeping sister and brave brother-in-law.
I've missed them.