Today's Headlines Confirmed What My Heart Already Knows
People are always like "c jane you never answer your phone. It is really annoying. Why don't you answer your phone once-in-a-while? Why don't you want to talk to me? It hurts my tender feelings so badly. Like you don't care about us. Why don't you care about us?" and so on like that.
This is why people. This is why. And (like every study done under the sun) it's SERIOUS.