Chup Has a Revelation, or, How I Get Free Singing Lessons

Last Week:

Chup: Oh hey. Guess who was in-line with me at the airport today?

Me: Who?

Chup: Marie Osmond! She was surprisingly normal looking. It was weird because I kept waiting for her to recognize me.

Me: Did she?

Chup: I don't know. But we did lock eyes.

Tonight:

Chup: Oh hey. Guess who was coming into Target as I was leaving?

Me: Who?

Chup: Marie Osmond! She had a load of kids with her. And a head of foot-long black hair extensions.

Me: What does all this mean?

Chup: (answers without missing a beat) She is supposed to be our sister-wife.