Just Three Things

1. Our closing date was postponed. My whole house is a pile of Stuff to be Moved. We are eating on boxes. Wearing the same clothes over and over. Neighbors are starting to ask "Aren't we rid of you yet?"

2. I have some sort of allergy. I think it must be an outside allergy because when it snowed (SNOWED!) four feet today it alleviated my sore throat, itchy eyes and stuffy ears. But not the running nose. Nor the sporadic sneezing.

3. Sneezing is now accompanied by loss of bladder control!!!

(I am the new awesome.)