The Soap Monster

Hello, Christopher.

Two interesting things:

1. I have known you longer than your wife has.

2. I have known your wife longer than you have.

Two more interesting things.

1. When I was much younger, I took frequent baths with your wife.

2. When I was in college, I took several showers with you. (Soap Monster?) (HFAC?)

Not sure what these things add up to, but happy birthday from someone who has known you a long time and seen you naked SEVERAL TIMES.

-cc