Massage these Messages

It's like a trend or something, but I keep getting e-mails from my friends that just confuse me. Here, you try and decipher these lines:

Dear c jane,
Did you join dog lovers?
Love, Bobby

Dear c jane,
I just realized I am supposed to blog about potato salad.
Love, Suddenly Inspired

Dear c jane,
They were blue dresses. With white collared shirts underneath: think a knocked up Alice in Wonderland.
Love, Bridesmaid

Dear c jane my so-called friend,
I wish you had told me what I was in for these last few weeks! I'm getting an average of three hours sleep, I have a foot constantly under my ribs, and my ankles are permanently swollen to the size of softballs. A little warning would have been nice!
Love, your Obviously Delirious Pregnant Friend

Dear c jane,
Hi, how are you? It's Jacqueline. I'm about to tell you something exciting that you really need to know about. I will not beat around the bush, I will hurry up and get straight to the point of this email. Only 32% of all females can . . .

Oops, sorry, I just realized that one was spam.

Dear c jane,
Pete is that you?
Love, Andrea

Dear c jane,
Wait, is Darla Denise?
Love Bobby (again.)

I also don't get High School Musical 2.
Fill a girl in...