Breakfast at c jane's

How am I this morning?
I am hungry.
And I have turned over a new leaf recently by deciding to have daily breakfast.
These are my options this morning:

• a peanut butter rice crispy bar with 2 inches of chocolate on top
• some chocolate chip cookies from the home teacher visit last night
• a bowl of fritos
• a spoonful of Adam's peanut butter
• a handful of El Azteca chips and salsa (picante)
• cold black spicy beans
• a tomato, apple and pepper all from Lucy's farm
• a lemon (or lime)
• a bottle of Coke.

How do I pick from this healthy assortment of carbo-induced vitals?
And why don't I have a breakfast nook like everyone else I don't know?