Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Cause Every Mom Loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

Lemonade Wally, Sunkist Juanita, Hawaiian Punch Muggles

Brother Jabbs down the street has a machine out front that says "COLD DRINKS" Essentially you put two shiny quarters in a little slot, press the button that has the emblem of your drink and THUD ROLL ROLL ROLL! You've got an ice-cold-soda in your hands!

Not bad on a day like today where the mixture of heat and boredom is terribly overwhelming to the seven-and-under-crowd.

And the thirty-and-over- crowd.

What is your drink of choice on these hot summer days?