Do You Like The Statue We Bought For Our Coffee Table?

Cjane couldn't get over the realness of her table decoration. Ollie was invited over for his opinion. Friends piled in, holding flutes of Schweppes, waiting to get a view of the masterpiece.

"Oh Chuuuuup,"

Cjane stammered, in awe of the statue,

"It's just marvelous!"

What was the piece saying about humanity and the cause of the just? The hope of the future and bonding of the past?

Not even Ollie could wrap his mind around it all. Obviously puzzled, he turns his attention towards the blinking television monitor to meditate on his next move, the tricky mission impossible, how to get Schweppes in his sippy cup.