I am writing to you this letter.
I am writing to you this letter to say muchas gracias.
I am writing to you this letter to say me gusta the apron.
I was watching America's Top Model.
(¿Do they have Spain's Next Top Model?)
I was watching the models get lessons in posing.
One is Catalog.
(Fake laugh and throw the head.)
One is Editorial.
I have a friend who shot some Catalog photos
of me in the apron you gave
for my ¡feliz cumpleaños!