I have learned through the years that when people (especially little people) are disappointed, the best thing you can do is offer an alternative.
I am sorry that the Cookie Magazine made you so livid.
May I offer Segullah instead?
Mom wrote the article entitled "A Different Kind of Nest" ( I love it when she calls our father a "big daddy bird").
Also, at Segullah no one will make you feel bad for not buying Little Marc (Jacobs) outfits for your chillinz.
Happy Reading My Stylish Sistah!
-Your Piggedity Peanut Snack
P.S. If you decide to read Sara Greenwood's "Take Root Downward, Bear Fruit Upward" be prepared to cry intermittently for about a week. Just a little warning.