Saturday, February 25, 2012

#WhileIWasNursing Day 1

My Ever:


Tess's Girl:


Tricia's "Help! I stuck!"


Natasha:
In November I was nursing my five month old in our bedroom and my 2 1/2 year old son came in and told me he had drawn a picture. I asked if I could see it and he said it was on the chair. When he showed me the chair I realized it really was ON the chair. Our IKEA Poang chair. He told me he didn't want to ask me for paper while I was nursing. I told him next time, ASK FOR PAPER!!!


Erin's Hattie & Ruby:


Candice:

(Yes, that's what you think it is.)

Fun times.

23 comments:

Corrie said...

crying laughing! Candice has to win that hands down and the face - that sweet little innocent face!

Corrie:)

Aiketa said...

hahahaha what messes they create!!!

Ruthie Girl said...

I was unable to breastfeed my last and fourth child due to his health problems, but I pumped to gave him my milk by alternative means. One morning, I was going to burst and the house was quit, so I hooked myself to the milking machine. My 5 year old started screaming because she needed help before leaving for kindergarten. My 3 year old was running through the house with a knife thinking he was a warrior, and my 2 year old had just woken up with one of those explosive poop diapers and started to tracking poop though the house. And since I couldn't put my newborn to my breast, I had a newborn screaming bloody murder in his crib because he was hungry.


That was the last day I pumped.

Jessica said...

I am pregnant with number two and am planning to breastfeed...now I am terrified thinking about everything my son will get in to. Thanks, C Jane. ;)

Kath said...

Messes don't make me laugh. or smile. even if they are somebody elses. someone has to clean that up and that is just too lifesad.

2busy said...

Oh my gosh! Poor Candice. So gross...Let's hope he didn't eat any...

Cheryl said...

okay that last one gave me the dry heaves! I am not nursing and my kids still get into that kind of trouble...especially the marker kind. My son thinks his body is a canvas!

kelly said...

Tears of laughter ...little people sure do know when your pre occupied....I love those beautiful Ever colored in fingers, and the smudges around her mouth....we've been their sooooo many times... :-) great post Courtney

Vanessa said...

oh no no no. too much with the poop! too much. ahhh!!

Sarah Nicole said...

Erin's made me burst out laughing!

Natasha said...

Thanks for sharing my story. After seeing Candice's photo I feel much better about my chair!

Carrot Jello said...

Uh, you should have warned me about the poop. I can barely handle my own children's poop.
Watch, now someone will leave a comment about how poop is natural, and we shouldn't have to hide it, but come on.

Amy said...

Poor Candice. Bleh! Bad enough we have to clean it up from their butts but under fingernails, bleh!

alanna said...

Ewww! My bff caught her baby EATING from the toilet...hours later the roof of her mouth still smelled like feces. I gag just retelling it!

Caroline said...

I don't think I've laughed so hard over a picture before! That last one is a CLASSIC! Totally one you need to pull out on the first date. ;)

Liss said...

My MIL breastfed all 8 of her kids and her trick was to herd them into a room, sit against the closed door, and nurse the baby (granted, not all 8 were home ALL at the same time, but still, a few were!)
My neighbor used books on tape with the kids still at home so she got some together time in AND fed the baby.
Smart ladies. :)

Laura Jane said...

I swear that last picture contains smell-o-vision!!

I swear!!!

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Wonder Woman said...

That last pic gave me the best laugh I've had in a week. Mostly because I've been there! Thanks for the endorphins!

Melissa Staker said...

I love these! I've got one more to add if you're posting another! It involves a toilet and a brand new 12 pack of toilet paper...

Doty Family said...

Candice! Cute Brandt!! I was just scrolling down and thought, I know that cute face!

Someone In Mind said...

This is going to sound freaky, but I'm not kidding, I could smell that last picture. For real.

Jan S said...

Nooooooo!!!! That last picture. Oh. My. Gosh!!!!!

But I honestly do not remember the last time I've laughed that hard, either! Can you PLEASE keep these "while I was nursing" posts going? LOVE THEM!! :)