Sunday, April 27, 2008

Nuke the Blog

Why did the pregnant swollen piggy go to the market?

I think that everyone should take a moment to take a picture of their feet and then post it on their blog.

What?

Not everyone has a blog?

I've talked to so many people lately who apologetically confess that they've no blog of their own. I suppose they think that I'll scoff (scoff tape?) at them, or ridicule them, or deliver chastisement in their direction. Nothing could be further from the truth. I actually applaud them. I say, Hooray to you, you cute little cipher in the snow!

Have you seen that movie by-the-way? Sad! I mean, Sad.

But I know how the blog-less feel. I don't have a dvr. I don't watch American Idol. I don't eat meat unless I am pregnantly craving it. Nor do I own a microwave! I am serious! Chup wants a microwave, but I can't think of a good reason why we should get one. A good reason. Like a really, really good one.

Melting butter is not a good reason.

So in conclusion, if people can live without a microwave they can certainly live without a blog. Some people also live without feet. But if you do have feet and a blog then please remember that I am proposing that everyone take a picture of their feet and post it on their blog. (see: above)

But . . . if you have no feet and no blog then chances are you have a microwave?

I don't know about any of this.

In conclusion (yes, again) I'd like to hear from my vast audience of blog-less readers via my comment section. How do you feel about making the rest of us do all the entertaining around here? (That was a joke that hurt Chup's feelings.) Also, what would you like to see more of on c jane enjoy it? My pictures of Cancun?

(I've never been to Cancun.)

And do you have a microwave?